Of course I accepted as they needed a Personality (that cat isn't photogenic at all), and although I was well treated and given a slap-up lunch afterwards, I'm thinking about getting an agent for future Public Appearances as I have a list of Diva Demands befitting my new status:-
Firstly a pair of these Ray-Bans so I'm not
recognised in public.
I think the red frames will match my comb perfectly.
and a good manicurist to sort these out- perhaps I should have false nails?
A smart dressing-room like this,
(with a separate annexe for my assistant Martina)
filled with an unlimited supply of my favourite pasta.
And last but by NO means least, THIS hunk for my minder.
Am I being unreasonable?